Best Vegas Trip Ever… NICK CARTER – I LOVE YOU ELLIOT [Day 3]

So we realized the day before that NICK CARTER + LAUREN KITT were having their bachelor and bachelorette party at the Palms!!! WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!!… Insane. They went to MOON the night we were at Light, but we HAD to get into the “official” party at Ghostbar.. and while we were told to go to XS or something, WE HAD TO GO. It’s fucking NICK FUCKING CARTER!!!!!…. So thank you to my sexiest Brit friend Elliot we got in :] I love you, you beautiful creature you <3 I’m so glad you’re coming back to the States soon… ok.. I’m off track…

After last night.. this was us basically all day.

But somehow we functioned… had leftover pizza from… yeah the night before.. we woke up all bruised and cut up, WTF?! I think we fought drunk bitches or SOMETHING… I needed to pick out something awesome for Nick Carter’s party and ended up with this….

And Kelly is a creeper – I LOVE IT

Hair done. Dress did.  How I look?

And then the red lipstick came on… and it was BRING IT.

TWINSIESSSSSSSSSS

We were vampires for the night. Sequin black dresses and red lips :] AHHH!!!!!

She always has the same face… mine is rarely ever normal.

First off, dinner at Nove Italiano… which is an awesome story in itself.

We went to Nove Italiano

Amuse Bouche… I don’t even remember what it was.. I think some raw fish bite…

YAY “Hosemade” Sausage – we actually got this tho hahaha…

The “Bread” it looks so sad and bare on there…

Shrimp Franchaise…
It just says on the menu “the best you’ve ever had” BUT MOTHERFUCKER.. it tasted like old shrimp and it gave me FOOD FUCKING POISONING.. I was puking at the club after…. UGH.. there was no texture.. so we ate it with the breadsticks… this definitely needs some crunch factor.. and fresher shrimp. UGH.

It’s okay tho the other food made up for it.

The Classic Heirloom Tomato Caprese Salad: Pesto, Pine Nuts, Mozzarella Di Bufala

I like how they split everything for us in half without us needing to share it off of a plate.

Branzino with Salsa Verde

It was good but not amazing… they did filet it and split it for us.. I duno it just seemed….. subpar?! It wasn’t bad and it was definitely fresh and tasty.. but not for 46$

The highlight of the night was the Spaghetti & Meatballs with Sausage: Veal & Pork Meatballs, Housemade Sausage, Basil, Tomato

I could NOT stop eating it… Kelly was DONE like barely a quarter way thru and she went to the bathroom and I devoured most of it. THE PASTA IS SOOOOO GOOOOOOD…..

AND THEN they gave us a special treat of biscottis for Kelly’s Bday. Thanks Caesar. You were an awesome waiter minus the shrimp recommendation.

We are ready for Ghostbar.

The view from Ghostbar

So right before Nick came out I was feeling SOOOO shitty.. I had a redbull vodka.. and I just wanted to leave. I ended up puking up all that BAD SHRIMP, cough cough hint hint and felt soooo much better… but that’s not the end of my throwing up story…. but first. Glow sticks and Nick<3

So while they were outside on the balcony I was freezing so I went inside. I kept trying to sit down somewhere but they were all VIP tables and some bitch/girl would always tell me NO. Luckily [maybe] RIGHT by the door while Kelly was outside taking pics of Nick and Lo a group of guys let me sit down at their table for a drink.

In my head was just “OMG SEAT!!!” I don’t even know WTF they made me but it tasted HIDEOUS and within a few seconds of a micro half sip I was ready to puke.  I ran into the bathroom and security came to check on me.  I got all the usual questions, where are we, what club, what year, the president, I was sober as FUCK and they realized that those guys tried to ROOFIE me.

YES. You heard it here, I got ROOFIED in Vegas and they FAILED at it.  Luckily, Kelly found me and we went back to the hotel.  UNHARMED.  The female security and main security guy said that I was lucky that I caught on and threw it all up. PHEW.

But at least I didn’t miss seeing Nick & Lo being an adorable beautiful couple together. <3 Thanks Kelly for putting up with my food poisoning and being roofied.. first time for everything right?!

Room Service at the Sheraton [Flushing NY]

This past weekend was my bestie from college’s wedding… so it was roadtrip time to Flushing.  We headed down the day before so we could beat traffic and not have to worry about getting in on time on Saturday. It was a dreary and rainy day but aside from a little bit of traffic in the beginning we got there, after a few too many bathroom trips, at a decent time.

Reason for bathroom? Well this is one of them….

Road Wine.

Since it was rainy out and late and I’m a scaredy cat in areas like Flushing, we opted for room service instead of exploring. He got the Chicken Ceasar wrap, I got everything else.  We got to more drinking and the food came pretty fast… and it was YUMMY!!!!  And yes we ate on the bed, with more booze and yes that’s a bowl of jalapenos – obviously, it is ME we’re talking about here…

Caesar Salad

SOOOO cheesy and saucy.. Caesar is like the only salad I get without dressing on the side, cuz the more dressing on it the merrier.. hahah as with the cheese… MMM and I love it when they have the anchovies on top – they didn’t here sadly – but yay. Wish the croutons were big and crusty tho. they did get slightly soggy from the dressing…

His Chicken Caesar Wrap and spiced fries

Fries were mad good.. I had the regular salad so I didn’t steal any of his ;D

Cheese Pizza…

It was super gooey and cheesy.. I think they listed this as a margherita but it wasn’t.. but still.. still yummy and gooey and derrrrrrrricious <3

Layered Caprese

Super fresh tomato slices and mozzarella slices yum yum yum

A yummy Bacon Cheeseburger :D

There was bacon and cheese.. and I think I asked for it rare.. maybe, I was quite.. not sober when I ordered the food – hence so much food hahaha  But it was good. I ate it without most of the top bun tho since I ate so much food anyways. MMMM…. And more spiced fries.. NOM!

Spicy Buffalo Wings

Mmmm carrots, celery and blue cheese dip… They were tiny but not bad… I was more focused on the rest on the food tho…

The next day was still kinda dreary so we spent the day drinking mimosas and getting food off the kiddie room service menu… pretty sure Jersey Shore and Teen Mom were involved as well.. as was Matrix triology and other movies on the tv. WORST TV REMOTE EVER BTW…

Our view of Flushing

Kiddie Menu Pre-Wedding Banquet Snack

His: Chicken Tenders & Fries

These were actually super good! The fries were totally straight from Mickey D’s… Skinny, hot and salty, YUM!  The tenders were crispity and delicious – not greasy at all thankfully :] TEEHEE… I ate the rest of his that he didn’t finish….

Hers: Chicken Cheese Sammy and Salad

It was sooo good and the chicken was cooked great.. the cheese was kinda rubbery and cooked into the bread and hardened so I ended up just eating the salad and the chicken….

Having some drinks before heading downstairs to the ballroom for the wedding…

Yay!

Continue on here to read about the wedding [coming soon!]