Can you believe it? Finally a post about food and adventures. It’s been awhile but I was surprised how excited I was to start doing this again. Plus it was just a fun two days that I had to document it and tell you guys all about it!
So this long weekend I got a special visit from C all the way from Vermont. What do people do there other than ski and smoke pot? His answer: “snowboard” T_T;; Well it is where I finally got better at snowboarding, accidentally hit a jump and face planted.
It. Was. Awesome.
It’s also where I kicked some white chick’s ass playing Chicken Fight in the pool. Don’t mess with Asian girls – we look sweet and innocent but we feisty ;]
Ok. Enough about that.
SO. We were supposed to go to Wahlburgers and then to the Red Sox vs. Angels game but we both overslept so just went straight there.
C was so awesome and picked out the most AMAZEBALL Seats!
But of course we were starving!!!!! With a capital STARVING!!!!! So we headed straight for my must… Fenway Frank. C insisted on a Foot Long (guess he likes them big – and then the sexual innuendos began, and still haven’t stopped)
Until it squirted all over the place and realized my cute Fenway Frank was so much easier to eat. See? Always trust the female! We won’t steer you wrong. We got some Goose Island IPA (double fist, ahh, he’s such a trooper) and got settled back into our seats.
Wait what? It was Wally’s BIRTHDAY!!!! And his parents… he had other Mascot friends there too including from other teams and the Bruins Bear. YAYYYYYY!!! They had a cute Wally cake on the field too!
Fun Fact: I’ve gone to games since 2006. And I never ever got a chance to meet Wally or take a picture with him. OK, thats a sad fact :[
Luckily they ran up our aisle to exit and I got to high-five them all. Except Wally’s dad… who high-fived my head and I fell right into C. Guess he likes to play rough.
Around the 3rd Inning we went to look for Wally’s club to celebrate his birthday. Yeah… we MAY have been the only non-kids there that wasn’t a parent. Especially when the guy goes “OK! Line up here to meet Wally” I think I squealed and ran to the front of the line. NOT sure if any children were injured.
1 Goal in life complete. Checking off the box. PLUS we got awesome Wally balloons FER FREE. Cuz I’m AZN and LUV STUFFZ FER FREE. Yeah I duno why I just talked like that.
Haha I made C go back to get Party Hats from Wally’s Club when we went back for Sausages and more beer! At first we both wore them… and I did til we got back to the car…. everyone thought it was MY birthday HAHA.
Thanks for SUCH a fun time!!!! It was an amazing game, we won 8-3 and I had such a great partner in crime.
Surprisingly refreshed the next afternoon, after the game we managed to squueeze in Human Centipede 3 – and amused) we were STARVED!!! Btw, the third of the trilogy is almost a satire of the first two. 10x more gore, craziness, hilarity and dude… a 500 person centipede?! There is a crazy ass twist too. See such a good partner in crime, can’t believe I got C to watch it with me (probably thinks I’m psychotic now)
So we FINALLY got to do what we set out to do. GORGEOUS SUNNY WARM DAY in the 80s… we were off to Hingham – which is gorgeous and by the waters….
Oh Paul?! Oh Alma?! You there?
Finally!!!! *Jumps up and down excitedly – which I think I actually did* – we made it!!!! (which was a huge part of why C came down here to Boston, to eat here haha, we’re fatties)
See and across the street was Alma Nova. I was giddy as a school girl and being super touristy and taking pics. Who cares. I wanna meet Mark and/or Donnie!!!! It was an hour wait for the full service (vs fast counter service) so we went to the brewery across the street for some beer… they had our table in about 30 minutes. Chug chug chug.
Awwww baby, kiddie, and teen Wahlbergs :]
Da “Special” Adult Beveragesand famous boozy milkshakes!
It all looked yummy but we had to try the burgers first right? A good burger has to have correct meat to bun ratio, juicy, great – but not too many toppings or overpowering ones that hide the beef flavor – and it can’t fall apart on you when you eat it.
C’s Funky Monkey “AdultFrappe” which was Strawberry Ice Cream, Vanilla Vodka, Creme de Banana and Creme de Cacao
Very yummy. But you know me and lactose intolerance so I was saving my belly ache for the cheeeeese!!!
Mine was the Pineapple Margarita “Wahlcoction” which was Premium Tequila, Pineapple Vodka, Pineapple puree and Margarita Mix
This was SO perfect for the warm sunny day. C even agreed with me – it tasted like yummy juice! They should put these in juice boxes!
We each ordered a Burger, Onion Strings (more like strings), Sweet Potato Tots and their Yukon Golden Fries. SOOOOOO GOOD. Definitely get those onin strings.
C’s BBQ Bacon Burger which was Donnie’s favorite. Topped with White Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Fresh Jalapeños and BBQ Sauce. You could choose a turkey or beef burger (duh he chose beef)
It was super tasty but got a bit soggy at the end. C also thought that since there was already BBQ Sauce he would ask for it to be without Jalapeños and won’t add ketchup next time cuz it was a bit overpowering.
I went more classic with their O.F.D. (Originally from Dorchester) Burger – I’m trying to keep my street cred up in here yo ;] haha – Delicious! A 1/2 lb Burger with Homemade Tomato Jam, Bacon, Swiss Cheese and Sautéed Mushrooms. Oh I also added Jalapeños (duh I would) I added some mustard (double duh)
I wish I could say I looked like this eating it
Yeah not so attractive.
Alas, no. And I ended up like this:
I’m a sexy ball of yum! Literally, ball.
We cleared the table minus a few tots and maybe a lone fry.
DEFINITELY worth going to. The show does not lie, awesome burgers!!!!!!
Btw if I ever meet Mark Wahlberg I might beg him to see the Thunder Buddy song with me teehee…