It’s Night #3… another day of lounging by the pool during the day and just being lazy. After the club flop last night and the way too late dinner, we got our act together and got reservations to Gordon Ramsay Steak thanks to one of their chefs which W knew and helpd me get in contact with. I’m a crazy Hell’s Kitchen fanatic and this is the restaurant that they’re all trying to win over this season SO YAY.
Speaking of Hell’s Kitchen, who do you think will win? The top three right now are strong… I think Justin’s been pretty consistently awesome. SO good at the blind tasting… and Christina is good too. Dana’s got kind of that annoying voice and talks like she’s reading a script and shouting all the time…. hahaha
Back to the restaurant… Too bad no Gordon sightings… I have a bit of a crush on him..
Wearing my little mini and the beautiful McQueen heels that W bought me for my bday <3
Check out my Vintage Chanel necklace.. it’s a looking glass that they used to use back in the day [Chanel jewelry makers] to inspect their jewelry… one of a kind piece. I LOVE IT.
On our way to the taxi line….. Our taxi? Hahaha… why sure!
And so begins our international night… we started in GREECE [Caesar’s Palace]
Ending up in Paris…..[YAY We’re in Paris!!!!..]
actually the first time I’ve been in the Paris Hotel/Casino. It’s fun…. we couldn’t find a ‘street sign’ to the steakhouse but ended up finding it cuz it had a HUUUUUGE glowing sign over it HAHA.
Ate in London [hahahaha]
Everytime I see Beef Wellington I think of Gordon Ramsay in Hell’s Kitchen HAHAHA…..Everyone always fucks them up.
This was the Tasting Menu… comes with a free photograph…. tempting but I didn’t want everything on the menu…
The Meat Trolley <3 I’m in love…
Breads…. foccacia… a stilton roll, a truffle roll and just some cheesy french bread with nuts in it. The butter had a delicious brown salt on top. My favorite was the truffled roll. We are on a truffle ROLL in Vegas hahahah Get it? Get it? First Night Sushi. Second Night Polenta… JOY
Kelly’s boozy cocktail… it was filled sorts of antioxidant juices and berries.. it was SO good…
I started with a glass of champagne and we got a delicious bottle of Argentian Malbec!!!
Sonoma Farms Foie Gras
pan seared foie gras, harry’s berries strawberry jam, english muffin, bacon bits
One bite, two bites, more bites… bread basket.. haha.. the foie was huge and good, but not amazing.. too overcooked so it started to get slightly mealy?!… the jam was really good.. the biscuit was meh.. I LOVE FOIE. But I make it better, sorry Ramsay.
Kurobuta Pork Belly
braised swiss chard, candied kumquat, cauliflower puree
This was SOOOO GOOOD, just a really small portion. Fatty, meaty. chewy skin but with a crisp to the top. ANNNNNND…
Along with grilled peaches and crunchy hazelnut smooshy puree/blend.
AND THEN….Dinnnner time!!
Let’s start with the best sides ever.. aside from the Polenta from the other day… these were by far the happiest things I put in my belly. I FUCKING LOVE CORN.
Fire Roasted Corn
corn, chile, lime
Spicyyyyy and amazing. With just a tiny bit of sour cream mixed in.. you didn’t even need it.. I ate most of this… inhaling it by the mouthful… SOOOOO GOOD.
You guys know I’m not a potato person – minus dirty mash and fries – but these were SOOOOOOO fucking amazing I have to curse. Tender potatoes with a nice skin that was still intact and a POP when you bite in. Some were “smashed” but it was still OH SO delectable. I’m seriously gonna just start ordering ONLY sides and apps instead of entrees. AND OMG these have turned me onto potatoes again like no other. FINGERLINGS are my new fav <3
Roasted Bone Marrow
This was an addition to the steak. I had some with the steak… but then ended up just licking them clean. Kelly enjoyed, but not THAT much and gave me the rest of hers. HAHA. MORE FOR ME. YAY. JOY.
Bacon = Meat Candy
Bone Marrow = Meat Butter
We split an 8oz Kobe Rib Cap
It was delicious. I asked for medium rare since Kelly isn’t a bloody weirdo like me… but they came out really rare. which was FUCKING amazing to me. SOOOOO good…. buttery, tender… UGH, I died and gone to heaven.
More wine? YES PLEASE.
The best part of this photo is that I wasn’t even drunk. Kelly has a way with taking REALLY amazing pic s of me looking drunk and wasted…
We were gonna head to the club, but was offered complimentary dessert.. soooo we got the
Sticky Toffee Pudding with Butter Ice Cream
YES BUTTER ice cream. This was DIVINE. If I wasn’t so full I would’ve had 10 of them.
Kelly is too proper, cutting a piece… I just dug in – no wonder my mother tells me to be more lady like. I guess that’s why I’m not married yet.
AFTER, we headed to PURE nightclub in Caesars.. W’s friend Cheri works there and not only is she HOT, she got us on the guestlist…
BACK TO GREECE…
Right after this picture…
I spilled my drink on some Chinese guy. Who said “YOU SPILLED YOUR DRINK ON ME.. now I have to buy you a drink” Off to his VIP table… Found out he was from Canada for a Bachelor party… Kelly and I decided to call them Canasians.. after giving Kelly a cranberry juice and me a Vodka with a splash of cranberry… we got some tequila shots.. and they herded us like sheep. LIKE SHEEP. onto the dance floor — I saw a group of REALLY REALLY TALL cute big black guys eyeing us..
I said “Please save us!”
The biggest one said “Oh SHIT, I thought you guys were together”
I said “NOOOOOOOOO”
So we danced with them. YES SAVED.
“I THINK IT WORKKKKKKED”
And then Cute White German Boys stole us from them. One named Kim. Yes. A cute German boy named Kim. HAHA.
But my feet hurt so after going to the rooftop and him wanting to dance again… we went downstairs, passed the exit and I said to Kelly “RUN FOR IT……..”
Where we ran out, and I took off my shoes IMMEDIATELY.
SO MANY STAMPS – guestlist. lady. enter. rooftop. return.
BEST PARTY NIGHT IN VEGAS THIS YEAR. BEST PARTNER IN CRIME. HEYOOOOOOOO…..