Woke up super early Thursday [the 23rd] morning to head over to the airport. A quick reminder from my Godfather before I headed off…
Which is funny cuz when I got to Vegas my mom texted me to bring BACK a husband HA!!!!….
I got to Logan Airport WAY too early, just like last year, so I sat at Boston Beer Works for some breakfast. Apparently they don’t serve alcohol til 8am so the waitress MADE my Bloody Mary, with Grey Goose!!!, placed it a few feet away from me, and waited til 8 to give it to me. TEASE. Thankfully she gave in and gave it to me a few minutes before
It could’ve been bigger and spicier but it was tasty. I almost got another one but then the guys next to me, obviously headed to Vegas for a bachelor party, were downing absolut vodka which made me wanna gag so I decided to just drink on the plane instead.
Vegetarian Omelette with Wheat Toast, Potatoes and a side of Bacon
The omelette was filled with peppers, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes, the works.. and two kinds of cheese.. I think it was a mozzarella and cheddar. YUM – it was ridic cuz two guys next to me were eating SUPER healthy. NO cheese egg white omelettes.. no meats no thing. LAME. I wanted more bacon but the service was SO slow I could barely down this plate in 10 minutes before I rushed off to my gate. Got some snacks, candy and a few magazines, and I was off. WOOHOO.
OH. Guess who was on my flight with his kids?!
Most RANDOM photo when I googled him ^^
HIS ASS BRUSHED UP AGAINST MY HAND! He was flirting with one of the attendants in the front the whole time. I tried to give him googlyy eyes hahaha.. SO MUCH HOTTER IN PERSON!!! I love his raspy voice :] Short though. But he actually got on the plane in a hat and sunglasses and yet I still recognized him. Oh those Affleck boys sure are dreamy… in that rough manly Boston sort of way.
A few drinks and some snacks on the plane later. I tried to sleep.. but ended up watching random tv shows, caught up on Hell’s Kitchen and watched Lorax… I was in Vegas. WHAT WHAT!!! Kelly’s flight was delayed so I ended up going to Caesar’s Palace first. The cab totally took a super long way and overcharged me – BITCH – but I was there YAY. The guy at the front was nice enough to upgrade our room to a bigger one with a living area – with couch, and a hot tub for just 50$ more a night. WOOT! So not only did we get an awesome deal for a little over 100$ a night from Jetsetter, we got a great upgrade YAY…
Fucking SEAN gave us the FARTHEST room POSSIBLE. I knew, just walking there, that we were gonna have some problems getting back at night.
Our view!!! See the orange umbrellas?! That’s Venus Pool Club… we got invited to a few, one was topless but it was MEH, plus you can hear the music from our FREAKING ROOM so no need to go in and see a few gross boobs.
I ordered some food, a delicious Asian Chicken Salad.. and bubbly while waiting for Kelly.. but they FUCKED IT UP. Stupid service said there was NO house champagne so they gave me something else bubbly but they charged me 20$ more and gave me white wine. FLAT. So HUUUUGE WHOLE commotion and trouble later, managers involved, etc etc I finally got our bubbly. Right when Kelly got here.
The salad was tasty but with some faults. Water chestnuts, cabbage, carrots, sliced green beans.. sightly dry but still quite tasty grilled chicken and but gross out of the can mushrooms yick. The sesame dressing was really goo thought, yum.
Cheeseburger with Swiss.. sadly the Fried were soggy
FINALLY BUBBLES!!! – and they DID have House Champagne, bitch be cray.
These were so good, I snapped off a piece and got a heart :]
We got few more drinks and bubbly… after shopping all day, I bought some jewelry, Hello Kitty stuff and slutty dresses… and the we ordered a margarita.
And then started getting ready…
We are so cute.
And then headed to dinner. Freaking place was 20 minutes walking from our room. And it was IN Caesars, BLAH! So far.
Sushi Roku was like Hipster sushi which sucked.
Afterwards we went to TAO Nightclub in Venetian. It was a long night of blah and even blah-er guys. But at least I got a nice long sleep and lots of good drinkage. MMMM sake, bubbles and free drinks at the club. WOOT. Feet hurt like a bitch tho.
TIME FOR THE POOL! Brought a little bit of Detroit with me to Vegas. [this is for you W]
Kelly hates me. And I have no boobs. I ended up waiting at the cocktail line and the food line most of the day. WORST SERVICE EVER.
The pool was nice though, no hot guys or girls tho. SAD.
Shrimp Papaya Salad & Nachos
Salad was disgusting. The shrimp was half raw and so fishy.. the papaya was ONE slice and it wasn’t even close to being half ripe. It was hard and bland. There was mango and pineapple in it too. Just BLAH. The NACHOS were really good tho – beef, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa, etc etc…- needed more cheese. HAHA, I ate all of Kelly’s Nachos.
Frozen Pink Lemonade. SOOO GOOD… tons of Vodka!!! I got Kelly a Strawberry Margarita, with muddled fresh strawberries, BOTH AMAZING!
Kelly being a creeper. I look like Miley Cyrus here.
Kelly went back first to nap. When I went back I went straight to the hot tub. AHHH, living the life.
And then I was hungry again so I ordered room service again. Another bottle of champagne… and
Chicken Noodle Soup
It was SO good, but mostly noodles, with chicken.. some carrots and celery and a splash of soup haha…
And also got some Veggies with Hummus and Ranch dip.
The veggies were fresh and delicious. They also gave us more bread YAY.. hummus was really bland and too chunky and not creamy enough for me.
And then we napped and got ready and then freaked out for a few hours about where to eat. I had W helping as well with the hotel concierge who DOUBLE booked the restaurant and we had to cancel like 3 different places.. but hey it’s…… see-thru dress time!!!
Photo check to see HOW see-thru it was. Not too bad. All the right parts were covered…
Can you tell I’m wearing leopard print undies?
I fucking LOVE Scott Conant.
After we headed over to XS where I got to see B but also waited like over 2 hours in a million lines….. LAME.
WOKE UP STARVED. I wanted breakfast, so I made Kelly wake up and eat with me. She got a BLT and I got grapefruit segments…
And an Egg White Veggie Frittata with Potatoes and Bacon
1. They forgot my Tabasco and 2. They forgot Kelly’s fries.
LAME. They also tried to force me to get a Fruit Plate. NO!!!!!!!… grrr… But we did get Bloody Marys and Bellinis :D AND they gave me more Bacon than my frittata.. and the potatoes were shit. Soggy, flimsy and gross. BLAH. SO I ate Kelly’s fries.. which came with my tabasco sauce like 40 minutes later.. but they were hot and fresh and crispy. OK, I have faith again in their fries.
BTW, everytime we’ve gotten room service they give us a million straws and we never used them. THE ONE TIME I NEEDED A STRAW for my Bloody Mary, there was none, so I went to the straw that’s been on our floor for the past few days… hahahha
The fries, that were finally NOT soggy
I asked for FOUR bottles, they gave me five. Not to complain but they never get shit right!
AND THEN OFF TO THE POOL
Another Pink Lemonade while I attempted to stop being see-thru pale.
Kelly was a creep and paparazzi ’d me.
After a few hours I came back to hot tub some more…
This time we planned dinner better. Last night we didn’t eat til like 1030.. this time I got us 9 resos at Gordon Ramsay Steak thanks to W and him knowing the Chef there.
Taxi sono qui?
And so began our self-dubbed INTERNATIONAL NIGHT
Afterwards we headed to PURE thanks to Cheri for getting us on the guestlist!
I feel asleep ALL DRESSED, ALL MAKEUP, ALL JEWELRY.
BEST CLUBBING NIGHT the whole time!!!
Dear Kim, the German with the most girly un-German name, if you ever read this. We want rights to those pics you took of us. HAHAHA.
Dear Canasians.. thanks for herding us like sheep, calling us old and being sad when you couldn’t get some, that’s what happens when you give us bad drinks.
Dear big black guys, thanks so much for saving us from the tiny Canasians.
And we woke up to this in the middle of our bathroom floor. WTF?!
The next day we woke up, and while I wasn’t hungover the whole time there, it was pretty bad anways… I wanted a BURGER.
Fruit Plate. AWESOME. Fig, Rambutan. Grapes, Berries. Kiwi. Papaya. Peach. Mango, Dragonfruit, Watermelon, Cherries, etc etc….
BUT REALLY?!.. only ONE rambutan adn HALF a fig?!.. LAME. But at least thumbs up to the exotic fruits.
[btw I MUST say the menu is pretty cool and offers a lot of food. Also a HUGE Asian menu! Including CONGEE!!!]
Kelly got the Southwestern Chicken Wrap – which sucked. Dry and nothing like the description. So I gave her some of my chili from my burger.
Hangover Burger for breakfast makes everything better!
And then I headed to the pool and came back the tannest I’ve been in a long long time. YES, this is super super SUPER tan for me.
Napped. And then got ready for our last big dinner in Vegas.
We met up for drinks at Aria and then dinner at Sirio from one of my college friends Min :] He’s a sommelier so obviously we had amazing wines.
After a million glasses and different drinks. I came back to the room wanting more food and champagne. I ordered Hunger Games and promptly passed out.
I woke up so comfy tho… and with an indent on my face. I was called Scarface for the rest of the day.
And then we got Donuts for Breakfast at Central.
We had already packed so we came back to nap and re-watch Hunger Games. Haha, good thing I got them to give us 1pm checkout.
We decided to take pictures of ourselves in the HUGE bathroom in Caesars hahahaha…
And then we putzed around on our phones at a lounge while drinking from our NUMB Dildo cups
After a ton of gambling, and losing monies… we decided enough was enough, it was time for the airport and FOOD.
Bye Bye Las Vegas